| Quote | Quoter |
| "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." | Bill Watterson |
| "Reality continues to ruin my life." | Bill Watterson |
| "Careful. We don't want to learn from this." | Bill Watterson |
| "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." | Bill Watterson |
| "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." | Bill Watterson |
| Sport | Team |
| Basketball | San Antonio Spurs |
| Football | Green Bay Packers |
| Baseball | Houston Astros |


| Sport | Favorite player |
| Basketball | Tim Duncan |
| Football | Brett Favre |
| Baseball | Lance Berkman |